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Marines Don’t Take Crap

By On September 4, 2011 · Leave a Comment

We live in a world of widgets.  People manufacture, distribute, and sell them.  You name it, they’re doing it.  I have a friend who is a toilet paper salesman.  God bless him.  It’s an honorable job and my butt and I give him a two [...]

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Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

By On July 7, 2011 · Leave a Comment

Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill. She weighs 9,100 pounds and does not get enough exercise, especially during the long Alaskan winter months.

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Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

By On May 21, 2011 · Leave a Comment

We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week. This feeling can be compounded by other problems in one’s personal life, and [...]

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Dog Poo – And You Thought You Had Problems

By On April 22, 2011 · Leave a Comment

In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town’s dog poo is under attack. Park officials are desperate to resolve what could become an international incident. Unknown person or persons have been sticking little US flags into piles of doggie poo for over a [...]

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The Language of Appalachia

By On April 20, 2011 · Leave a Comment

Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don’t stretch the word “cornbread” into four syllables. She might say, “Here. Have ye some co-orn-bray-ed;” whereas I might say, “You want some corn-bread?” See? Two syllables [...]

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Military Wives

By On August 28, 2010 · Leave a Comment

I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. 

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Computers According to Carol

By On August 23, 2010 · Leave a Comment

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.

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Can’t Get There From Here

By On June 28, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Can’t Get There From Here

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Voodoo Munchies

By On June 21, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies.

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The Patience of Job

By On May 20, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Voltaire said, “God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh.”  Translated, if you’re a tight ass, there’s a two drink minimum to read this article.

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How To Get Attention, or: ‘As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!’

By On April 27, 2010 · Leave a Comment

We all want attention. As children we crave the attention of our parents. Later in life, we want to be seen and noticed by friends and family. And when running most any type of business, we must attract the attention of our potential customers.

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Psychiatric Psychiatrist – A Joke on Psychiatry

By On January 22, 2010 · Leave a Comment

A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.

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